tropicm-ist:
this beat. lunch tables. cafeterias wasn’t safe, b.
(via blackgirlsrpretty2)
im literally a small domestic animal i will love you if you give me affection and food
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android18:
professor oak do you know anything about pokemon at all
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My parents and I got into an argument tonight. This is how arguments happen in our household.
Me:
I took Bug (my little brother) on a drive tonight to calm him down and help him sleep
Mom:
Aww honey that's so sweet
Me:
Yeah we got totally lost
Dad:
Of course you did
Me:
Yeah up in the back woods
Mom:
Oh that's scary
Me:
Yeah, so it's like dark and in the middle of the woods so I stop the car-
Dad:
YOU WHAT!?
Me:
I stopped the car?
Dad:
WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
Me:
We were lost..
Dad:
HAVE WE TAUGHT YOU NOTHING!?
Mom:
HOW- WHY WOULD YOU-
Mom:
DO YOU WANT TO BE THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF SUPERNATURAL
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Of course she does, then those giant men in plaid will show up to save the day. Good job Kat, this is why our daughter is a dumbass.